One-der Years Weekend

The One-der Years continue....
It all started on Friday while we were attempting to leave the house for the weekend. First our little guy snagged a sunflower jar from my bathroom vanity and promptly broke it. (My friend painted this jar for me approximately 13 yrs ago) So in order to keep him safe & clean the broken glass, I deposited Destructor in another area of the house that is gated and toddler friendly. After a short stint of sobbing at the gate he found toys to amuse himself while I swept & such. A few minutes later I am down the stairs to find said little boy dirty and wet....with tomato stains from the neck down! Where the h**!! did he find a tomato! So, now it's off to the bedroom to change his clothes, then clean the kitchen floor as the demolished tomato has been located and is strewn from the island to the patio doors. All while we are trying to leave the house in order to pick up Mr. Right and drive 4.5 hrs to the farm.
Can't forget helping himself to grapes out of the fridge....that was pretty uneventful though.
Funnier....was the kleenex frenzy while at the farm. One-derful Destructor located a box of kleenexes and intently with fervor pulled each tissue out....like a mini-mad scientist. We couldn't help but laugh as airy, white tissues floated about the room as his little hands pulled them out as fast as possible.
Oh, the One-der Years are busy....but pretty cute too!