Daddy's home and the Mommy is dirt.
Dirt, I say.
"Mommy, you can't watch my movie. Just Dad."
"Mommy, you go upstairs."
Once he was made to say sorry and advised to invite me to sit on the couch with them. To which he responded,
"Mommy. Mommy. I want you to sit on the couch. Mommy I want you to sit on the couch upstairs."
Ya, upfreakinstairs! Don't think it help that Daddy had to cover his mouth to stop the laughter. Upstairs my a**. Well, guess where I am?
Upstairs. I showed them didn't I?