Monday, June 28, 2010

Do Tell...

"My penis is wiggly. It's dancing!" ~ Bup

" You be Jabba the Hut. You're fat and he's fat." ~ W

"I'm telling you! You, big time out Mommy!" ~ Bup

" I'll be the church-man! This is the last time we gather here to celebrate." ~ W...the churchman.

There are certain things you just don't want to hear from your children.
There are also statements that cause you to squirt your drink out your nose as you drink and laugh at the same time.
Oh...what will they say next?


  1. I know what you mean. I was pregnant with my second the change room in a maternity section of a busy dept store...when my 2 year old pipes up and asks 'mommy? have a baby in your tummy and that's why its getting bigger right?
    I say yes
    He do you have one in your bum too??? cuz it's really getting big.
    I nearly died...the other women who were in the change room were giggling out loud and I was soooo embarrassed...
    I quickly dressed and left the store.

  2. lol....Oh that's a winner! I would have been mortified as well. Kids!

  3. I have a terrible memory for remembering this stuff - I love the way you keep track of the great quotes and moments.

    these are way too funny!